is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
