Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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