So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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