Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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