North Korea, Best Korea!
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I queefed so loud it echoed.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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