Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
