We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
