i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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