I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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