Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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