i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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