We won't sleep together?
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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