when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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