By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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