Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There r osticjed everywhere
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He has the fingertips of a God
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