I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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