This girl is more easily done than said...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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