We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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