Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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