Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
