i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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