My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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