Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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