Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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