It's Friday. Sex?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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