office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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