Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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