sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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