So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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