I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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