And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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