he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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