My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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