Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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