i think i have herpe
just one?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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