someone owes me an orgasm
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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