I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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