You smell like stripper and shame
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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