he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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