would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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