I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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