never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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