White coat. Heels.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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