Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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