People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
