i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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