new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Enjoy the penises
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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