i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
