I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im holly from the hills drunk
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
