If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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