i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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